daVan of Epic Proportions
If anyone has ever, for even the tiniest inkling of a second, doubted our family’s commitment to The 5 Dragon Daughter… POOF. It’s gone. Finito. Doesn’t exist. Wanna know why?
Here. Here is your proof…
Behold da Huber Family van is now The 5 Dragon Daughter-mobile… surely there’s something a bit more catchy to call it… ah, perhaps…”The WuTang Orphan Transporter”. Yeah, that’s fitting because we can’t fit much more than our family in it.
See… we even have orphans hanging on for dear life on the outside… heh heh.
We’ve had a lady ask if I was driving my “personal” van or my “work” van. Yes and yes!
But it’s not ALL fun and games having such an AWESOME van. No, no. With great awesomeness, comes great responsibility… as in not ever cutting anyone off, or speeding, or going out with my hair in shambles… basically, all eyes are on the van. Yep, ALL eyes. Folks are always looking, always pointing and always commenting. Even from afar, I hear them say to whoever they’re walking with, “The 5 Dragon Daughter?” Mostly people smile when we drive past… let’s keep it that way.
These amazing splashes of spray paint have also completely revolutionized my parking. The goal is no longer to find the closest parking space… no, it’s to find the space with the most potential to be seen… because for one, IT’S AWESOME. Two, it helps promote The 5 Dragon Daughter. And three, it helps promote the ridiculous talent of Dan Black, our beloved drummer and merch manager!
It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.